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thrilledbytease: “I KNOW you expected me to make you cum REALLY hard after all this edging, but since you can’t talk, if you’d rather have a ruined orgasm, just nod your cock up and down for me!” It was her FAVORITE joke/torment, and

fabferre: assflute: so our class is reading romeo and julietand i stumble across this gem did shakespeare really just make a dick joke Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.

dranxis: So what is the show “Hunter x Hunter” about, you ask? Well, y'all be taking shit so far out of context for the sake of a joke it’s not even funny goddamn. Edit - This shit did not look this weird in the manga, is this really what

youthanasic: thorinsmut: a blog: *follows me* me, an aged monarch lounging on my fur-strewn throne, gesturing for my servant to bring me my monacle: Bring them here! Bring them here, I say. Let me look at them. guards: *drag the unwitting blog before

frog-and-toad-are-friends: stars-and-storybooks: I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they sayIf they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”But then if they say I really don’t then this… that’s great and all

fabferre: assflute: so our class is reading romeo and julietand i stumble across this gem did shakespeare really just make a dick joke Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes.

dumb-science-jokes: This joke is both good and bad.

applewhiskeyandmilk: anarcho-bootyist: elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey: ok but how many levels of meme do you need to know to get this Absolutely zero memes what the fuck. y'all really think 9/11 jokes are funny? jw

benedictatorship: fabferre: assflute: so our class is reading romeo and julietand i stumble across this gem did shakespeare really just make a dick joke Um, I hate to break it to you, sweetheart, but all Shakespeare does is make dick jokes. also

“All you saw was an opportunity to hookup with a poor drunken girl!”-Me joking around about how Jon and I hooked-up when I crossed into the frat“Well, I didn’t have to ask you out after! But I did cuz I liked you from before all

frog-and-toad-are-friends: stars-and-storybooks: I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they sayIf they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”But then if they say I really don’t then this… that’s great and all

frog-and-toad-are-friends: stars-and-storybooks: I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they sayIf they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”But then if they say I really don’t then this… that’s great and all

gemwarp: antoinebittersweet: OK PLEASE DON’T JOKINGLY VOTE FOR DEEZ NUTS IT’S FUNNY AND ALL, BUT IT’S REALLY, REALLY IMPORTANT WE DON’T DETRACT VOTES FROM BERNIE BY VOTING FOR DEEZ NUTS YOU’RE LITERALLY THROWING YOUR VOTE AWAY PLEASE DON’T

frog-and-toad-are-friends: stars-and-storybooks: I love this joke cause you can literally use it with whatever they sayIf they say yeah sure then “that’s the spirit!!!”But then if they say I really don’t then this… that’s great and all

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